10 culture program:

Choosing your required cultures for your future children is complex.

Language

English

French

Spanish

Russian

Arabic

Mandarin

German

Japanese

Portuguese

Hindi

Dialects

Moderate

Moderate

Moderate

Low

Large

Moderate

Large

Large

Large

Moderate

Diglossia

Low

Almost nil

Nil

Nil

High

Previously

Switzerland

Nil

Moderate

Moderate

Accents

Hiberno or PR

Parisian?

Ceceo

 

Hejazi or classical

 

Hannover

Pitch accent

Carioca

Khariboli

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Issues

International

Argot

 

Mat

 

Writing

Jugendsprache

Archaic

Calao

Inglish

 

 

Verlan

 

Fenya

 

 

 

Rendaku

BP vs. EP

Bollywood

Culture

Conkers

Bises

Fiestas

Mafia

Islam and etiquette

Face

 

Bowing

Samba

Hinduism

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Recommendations

Mid west 65%

Francien 90%

Valladolid 60%

Moscow

North Egyptian 45%

Hebei 90%

Standard 95%

Hyojungo

Rio 70%

Delhi 95%

 

Oxford 30%

Québécois 5%

Seseo 30%

 

MSA 45%

Taiwan 10%

Swiss 5%

 Aizuchi

Lisbon 29%

Inglish 5%

 

Caribbean 1%

Creole 3%

Vos 10%

 

Levantine 10%

 

 

 

African 1%

Urdu?

 

Asian 1%

African 2%

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Australian 1%

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

African 1%

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spanglish 1%

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dangers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regional languages

Moderate

High

High

Low

Moderate

Lowish

Almost nil

Nil

Low (Brazil)

Moderate

Other matters

Politically correct

Tu et vous

Tu y usted

Idioms

 

Honorifics

Du und Sie

Honorifics

Você

 

Reforms

Scientific

Minor

Very minor

Minor

No

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

English: Do you want a protective Irish or Caribbean accent?

French: How much Quebecois is best?

Spanish: Three dialects to choose, with vos increasing.

Arabic: Diglossic, what status of Arabic do you consider best?

Russian: How rude do you want to be with criminal (mat and fenya) slang.

Chinese: One or two alphabets, with traditional and simplified both in use.

German: Do you ignore the Swiss diglossia?

Japanese: It’s not the language; but the honorifics that matter.

Portuguese: and Brazilian are 9% different, is this an issue?

Hindu: or Urdu or Bollywood.

Italian: which half of Italy does not speak at home.

Indonesian: or Malay to decide.

Korean: a dividing language.

Cantonese: Colloquial written Cantonese as well?

Wu: Is Shanghai‘s language important because of it’s financial status?

Bengali: Diglossic status questions.

Persian: Farsi, Dari and Tajik to play with.

Vietnamese: Does North Vietnam win again?

Turkish: with different gestures.

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